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Types of marketting

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."
That's Advertising


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and get her telephone number. The next day, youcall and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me ".
That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, youwalk up to her and pourher a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride andthen say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?"
That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at aparty. You go up toher and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him
That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets.

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